I am the mirror
Once upon a time, there was a mirror.
“I am the mirror”, he said.
A HwanDo practitioner asked, “How much are you?”
The mirror answered, “You tell me”
The same practitioner asked,”$10?”
“That is only for the frame.”, continued the mirror, “The real sale price goes up from there and it depends on the value of the one you see when you look at me”, with chuckling.
“I won’t pay more than $10”, the practitioner said.
“That’s nothing”, the mirror shouted.
The HwanDo practitioner corrected, “That’s not nothing but I am Nothingness”
The mirror was sold and they lived happily ever after.